emma b. says

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Headline: Caterwaul! Both Houses Seized by House Cats!

President Eliza Doolitle Murdoch Fox confounded by fickle lassitude and sudden bitchery of Senate and Congress. Markets predict run on Friskies, dogs cower.

In other news:

Golden Penis on display at Smithsonian!

In other news:

according to the NYT 51% of women are living single (gasp!)

Which means that I and my sisters are acidly skipping towards OldMaidish. I intend to buck the trend and wrangle ferrets in lieu of cats, but as P points out, they have much sharper teeth. Well hell's bells.

I suppose if I am ever in dire need of matrimony I can always export myself to China, I hear they need brides there.


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