Cake, or Death

Researching some minor physical ailment, most likely due to stress - thanks George! - I noticed a peculiar trend on WebMD. You will input your symptoms and it will offer you a relatively benign diagnosis followed by the Or Death clause. This gave me pause, and then much mirth as I could not get Monty Python out of my head.

Cake, or Death, sir?

erm, cake?

Cake, or Death, sir?

ahem, cake?

Cake or Death, Cake or Death???

mmm, Death, I mean cake!!!